What is Bakersfield Chalupa?
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similar to a cleveland steamer, except the person pooping has to have a lot of corn in their stool.
nick "the dirty dick" gave jen a bakersfield chalupa on her face. as she gasped for air, all jen could say was, "mmm...i love hot corn".
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When one takes a dump on a passed out woman's chest after coitus. Much like the infamous Cleveland Steamer, except with the Bakersfield Chalupa, there is a lot of corn in the mix.
Man, I ate six ears of silver queen last night and ended up laying down a nice Bakersfield Chalupa on Candy's chest after a very zesty session.
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