Balance The Checkbook

What is Balance The Checkbook?

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masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

See jack off, masturbate, crap, poop, shit, dirty sanchez, hot carl

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