Balanced Breakfast

What is Balanced Breakfast?

1.

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.

i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed

See poo, breakfast, good, cum, balls, mouth

2.

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!

i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday

See breakfast, poo, cum
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