What is Balcombe?
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The best Village in the whole of sussex.
Contains a Pub, Social Club, Village Shop, Post Office, HairDressers, Tea Rooms, Primary School, Train Station, Various Churches.
Also Dan, Sam, Ben and Joe.
"Hey what you doing today mike?"
"Oh just heading over to Balcombe, see the lads ;)"
"Jealous :("
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