Bald As A Coot

What is Bald As A Coot?

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!

'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'

couple of minutes later...

'bald as a coot'

See shaved, waxed, pubes, muff, fanny

Oompish

1. Having looks and qualities of an Oompa Loompa Short and fat, perhaps from Orange County, hence the orange tan. Mike(Hoodooyoodoo)sings..

Antipex

1. The coolest internet buddy on the planet, who is coming to the coolest university in the universe next year! :D :D :D Damn those Ipexes..

Zedniked

1. To suffer a horrible hockey skate related injury such as that received by Richard Zednik. Garnet Exelby totally just zedniked the crap ..

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