Bald As A Coot

What is Bald As A Coot?

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!

'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'

couple of minutes later...

'bald as a coot'

See shaved, waxed, pubes, muff, fanny

Morning Horn

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Orgle

1. the guttural sound made by the male llama while mating, also by alpacas, camels, guanacos, and vicunas We watched the llamas mating and..

Knibbler

1. describing a tiny dick or something tiny. that dude's a knibbler. See small, dick, pipi, knibbler..

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