Baldrick

What is Baldrick?


1.

once apon a time there was a happy little sausage, who's name was baldrick, he lived happily ever after.

the end

( if you dont get it, go and borrow the dvd )

blackadder:whats your first name baldrick?

balders:could be soddoff sir..

blackadder:why?

balders:because when i used to introduce my self to the other kids when i was little, i would say " hello my name is baldrick !", and they would say "we know... sodoff baldrick !"

2.

Noun: From the popular character Baldrick in Britis sitcom Blackadder. Baldrick's defining feature is a kind of innocent stupidity. Therefore, someone who makes honest mistakes on a regular basis might be described as a baldrick"

"Blackadder:Baldrick, what are you doing?

Baldrick: I'm carving something on this bullet sir.

Blackadder: I see. And What are ou carving?

Baldrick: I'm carving Baldrick sir.

Blackadder:Why?

Baldrick: Well, you know how they say that somewhere out there, there's a bullet with yur name on it, I thought if I owned thee hullet with my name on it I'd be safe, because I'll never shoot myself...

Blackadder: really? Pity...

Baldrick:...and the chances of there being two bulletes with my name on are very slim indeed."

Anyone capable of this kind of idiocy is a potential baldrick.

3.

1: A sash-like belt usually for holding a sword, or in later years magazines/pouches of gunpowder

2: Scruffy, dimwitted and diminutive sidekick of various incarnations of Edmund Blackadder from the BBC comedy of the same name noted for his 'cunning plans'. Played by the actor Tony Robinson

3: anyone who resembles said character

Who's that little git over there?

Oh, thats the office "Baldrick"...OI Baldrick coffee, 2 sugars!

See git, scruff, manservant, dogsbody, belt, sash

4.

1) A comedic character on the British Comedy "Black Adder".

2) An overly dramatic twist in a story, usually having someone die suddenly; pulling out of a story suddenly; being overly dramatic (i.e. "pulling a").

Baldrick: I'm leaving! This is crap! *dies suddenly by a large 40 foot pillar thrown at him from some giant he was fighting*

Friend 1: GAH! He pulled YET ANOTHER BALDRICK!

Friend 2: He'll be back in a week.

Friend 3: Ya, I bet he's hitting "refresh" right now.

See drama, dramatic, rp, faker, lame

5.

A Richard with no hair.....

hey, have you seen baldrick?

6.

Buffing or the act of buffing frogs

"I think I'm gonna go baldrick in Gukta"


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