What is Ballast?
1.
Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".
The Cisco Kid had Pancho for ballast, Tarzan had Cheeta.
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2.
An term of enderment for your girlfriend/wife etc
Ive got a night out away from the ballast.
3.
The least attractive female in a group of females. Normally, female friends/aquaintances like to attach ballast to their group to make themselves look better.
Tom: Hey Rob check out that group of hotties over there by the bar.
Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.
Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?
Rob: In a heartbeat
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