Ballephant

What is Ballephant?


1.

Human female closely related to elephant. Considered largest of the species, tends to think oneself graceful and lithe. Reality is they are very, very, very large, cumbersome, and usually clumsy. (picture elephant ice-skating)

Chuck Norris can kill anything with one round-house kick... except a ballephant; he needs two.

See large, massive, huge, yuck, ouch, big


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