What is Ballephant?
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Human female closely related to elephant. Considered largest of the species, tends to think oneself graceful and lithe. Reality is they are very, very, very large, cumbersome, and usually clumsy. (picture elephant ice-skating)
Chuck Norris can kill anything with one round-house kick... except a ballephant; he needs two.
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Assistant District Attorney to Jack McCoy (A.K.A. Mr. Whiskey Dick) in Law & Order. Plays the really really boneworthy character of..
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Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.
Man, Thomas, you sure look cabbage-patchy today ..
