Balloon Job

What is Balloon Job?


1.

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.

Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!

See balloon, job, oral, sex, qweef, queef

2.

Inflating the foreskin - possible only for an uncircumcised man. (Air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)

"giz a balloon job"

"i corr, my compressor is knackered"


98

Random Words:

1. A horribly violent organization that follows arround violence incarnate himself, Violent Bob. The VBC can usually be found elbow droppin..
1. VenousThrombo Embolism. Embolus, thrombi, thromboembolism, thrombus, venous circulation. See Rin..
1. A loose, short sleeve, button down shirt, the entire fabric of which, including the sleeves, collar, and back, is silk screened with an ..