Balloon Job

What is Balloon Job?


1.

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.

Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!

See balloon, job, oral, sex, qweef, queef

2.

Inflating the foreskin - possible only for an uncircumcised man. (Air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)

"giz a balloon job"

"i corr, my compressor is knackered"


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