What is Ballooniphile?
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Someone with an unhealthy sexual interest in under-inflated ballons.
John: Did you see Sid at the wedding?
Bill: Yes, noticed he kept disappearing in the toilet with a bunch of balloons.
John: Yeah? Weirdo. I have heard rumours hes a Ballooniphile
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When your friend acts like a nimrod and doesn't know what is going on. Similar to the sound of a queef.
" You queefer bubble,..