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The Act of Waking Up With Morningwood,Taking A Piss, But Having To Stand Far Back From The Toilet So You Don't Spill, And Your Piss..
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The unwritten, unmentioned male code of conduct strictly governing behaviour in a public restroom.
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no-xplode dick (noun) - penial disfunction due to blood flow to other regions of the body; due to using the product "no-xplode"..