What is Bam Margera?
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a.k.a. Brandon C. Margera
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2. Founder of the
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4. Producer, Co-Writer and Editor of "
5. Friend Of
6. All Round Hottie
check out pics at yahoo groups world_of_bam_margera
"Look at phils Fat Tummy"
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he turned his whole house into a skate park.
what more can i say?
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Skater who enjoys filming random haggard stuff with his friends
Bam Margera traded in his
Ferrari for a Mercedes S55 AMG.
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The Biggest sell-out in the skate boarding industry. Steals ideas and logos from bands. Stars in a scripted show, where he pays his parents to act suprised while he does unnecessary actions. Spokes person for deodorant (with powerstripe). Eats shit, and rides on the name of his brothers band (CKY), and flaunts the logo for HIM.
All the little wiener kids at skateparks who stand at the bottom of ramps, wear pink Bam shirts. I hate that guy. His moles make me want to puke. I hope he cuts his own dick off when he falls on his giant gay belt buckle. I blame him for the fall of skate boarding.
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First of all, Bam is not the "best skater on the face of the earth". He's only popular because of Jackass and Viva La Bam. People who this he is "God" are stupid because he's just another skater. HE did not start CKY, and most "skater" girls and posers only like CKY and HIM because Bam listens to it.
Fan Of CKY and HIM because of Bam: man i love CKY and HIM! theyre so awesome!
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.
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Minging ass lover who loves to brag about how much money he has, even though his dumb ass is going to burn through it all within 5 years.
Has a whore social climbing piece of ass named jenrrivell.
Its going to be fun to watch bam margera's life become a train wreck
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Wrote, produced, and edited the CKY movie series along side with Brandon Dicamillo.
Bam also skates for Element Skateboards, and has been for quite some time, BEFORE Viva La Bam. After Viva La Bam, Bam Margera became widely popular due to MTVs vast popularity.(which is best known why CKY and HIM are so popular now)
CKY and HIM have been mainly publicised by Bam, and the Element Skateboard company. Bam Margera officially sold out in the 2nd to 3rd season of the "hit" television series Viva La Bam, by having MTV give him shit loads of money to due things thought not possible (like when he was in CKY).
His humor has grown old, and will never quite be the same again.
Year 2002
dude#1:"hey man this CKY video is fuckin' hilarious"
dude#2:"what the fuck is CKY?"
Year 2004-2005
dude#1:"hey did you see last nights episode of Viva La Bam?"
preppy MTV girl:"lyk OMGZ, was it the one where bam margera got a HELICOPTER and went to the top of that mountain in BRAZIL, lyk wHere i ttly go tANning evry yr with my rich parents who spoil me?!"
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