Bamified Edit Meaning

1. Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you". Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner..

1. $5 worth of marijuana not enough to get even your mom high only a rookor a grade schooler would buy a five sack..

1. Phrase meaning an erection from South Park's season 10 episode with the Hardly Boys. Ugh, i'm getting a raging clue right no..