What is Bando?
1.
one who is in band; comes from the derogatory term band dork; not always a bad thing to be called seeing as how bandos rule all
Bandos go to band camp. What happens in band camp stays at band camp.
2.
A person in the Marching Band in high school or college.
NOT dorky at all. The hottest kids in school.
I'm such a bando, yo!
3.
An abandoned house, term used mainly in the hood.
Me: Man I gotta piss, man.
My dude: S**t, just go up on the bando.
ME: (Getting out the car, mumbling) Mother F**kin rats going be on my s**t.
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4.
A no talent asshole
Mike does not do anything for us he is such a bando.
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5.
A complete loser in a highschool or college marching band. Plays an isntrument way too much, and usually also plays World of Warcraft with fellow members of the band, using microphone headsets much like those featured at McDonalds (Most will end up working there, anyway). They try to grow pubes in petridishes under their beds because that's what everyone talks about. Nobody at school likes them.
Get out of here you slimy shit bando, no one likes you!
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6.
a geek who is in the high school/college band who takes band way to seriously and puts it before any other activities. To them band camp is the greatest thing on earth, "what happens in band camp stays in band camp", its where they say they go and party. But really all they do is sit around and try to work up enough courage to talk to the opposite sex.
ME: hey ryan are u gonna be at the big game this weekend?
Ryan: no man, im goin to band camp its gonna be so crazy.
ME: your such a bando
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7.
a munging twinkie, who toss's his moms salad
"kung-fu"
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