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a long, ribbon-like blast of semen
when i came i shot a shoestring on her back..
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That point in the evening when your alchohol consumption has reached the level where you are ambitiously telling a story, but can't..
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When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate..
