Baptism

What is Baptism?


1.

A religious sacrament marked by the symbolic use of water and resulting in admission of the recipient into the community of Christians.

Baptism: The unsexiest wet t-shirt contest ever

See daily show, religion, baptise

2.

slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily

My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism.

See baptism, baptise, baptised

3.

a sexual act where a group of guys ejaculate into a bowl and then shove a girls head in it.

Betty was getting so turned on watching the guys wrestling team that she asked them if they could baptize her.

I am still trying to wash everything out of my hair from my baptism

See sex, baptism, ejaculate, cum, sperm, freak

4.

The act in which the ballbag is attacked by the swift back hand of some young punk.

Mark stold my cigarette so I gave him a high defenition baptism.

See ballbags, flopcock, ball tap


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