Baptism

What is Baptism?


1.

A religious sacrament marked by the symbolic use of water and resulting in admission of the recipient into the community of Christians.

Baptism: The unsexiest wet t-shirt contest ever

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2.

slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily

My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism.

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3.

a sexual act where a group of guys ejaculate into a bowl and then shove a girls head in it.

Betty was getting so turned on watching the guys wrestling team that she asked them if they could baptize her.

I am still trying to wash everything out of my hair from my baptism

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4.

The act in which the ballbag is attacked by the swift back hand of some young punk.

Mark stold my cigarette so I gave him a high defenition baptism.

See ballbags, flopcock, ball tap


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