What is Baptized?
1.
When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.
Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard
Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant
Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker
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2.
slang football term for getting hit real hard
originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott
OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor
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3.
Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.
I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!
4.
When a man recieves oral sex.
Man that bitched baptized me last night
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5.
southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.
Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized.