Baptjize

What is Baptjize?

The act of blessing another person, or other object, by bequething a healthy dose of man essence on the forehead.

Father Malone could no longer fight the urge to baptjize young Jonathon.

Yo! I totally baptjized that chick from the bar last night!

I hated seeing my daughter's baptjism on youtube!!

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