Bård

What is Bård?


1.

From the Gaelic "bàrd". A poet, musician, and entertainer. Also called a " minstrel" in some circles. Known through Latinas a " troubadour".

Strumming his lute, the bard sang of a tragic hero's love for a fair maiden, inciting fawning from the ladies of the court.

2.

Celtic Word pertaining to individuals who are masters in the arts, music, story telling etc, as indeed the Celts were. Rabbie BurnsIs a good Example of a Bard. Shakespeare on the other hand is not, as he is an English Twatwho wrote boring and historically innacurate Plays

The Bard Is Celtic

skakespeare is not!

Google search Bard and see whats on top!

See baird, celt, minstrel

3.

an ultraliberal, hippie dippie college in Annandale New York. Immoralized by Walter Becker of Steely Dan Fame who cursed the college in his song "My old school"

You're gonna live in a commune and make beaded belts? What, Couldnt get into Bard?

See chevychase, hippiehangout, annandale

4.

to ditch or to blow off plans which you had previously made...especially for a significant other.

man, max really barded out on us, that's so typical of max.

See dotch, blow off, desert, leave

5.

The feeling equivalent to being dragged behind your stolen car 50 km/h on a dirt road in your underwear while your family is being shot, your girlfriend breaks up with you, you're losing your job and hair and the nails you ate yesterday are finding alternative ways of exiting your body.

It felt bård.

I only survived, because i was able to concentrate getting one foot in front of the other instead of the bård.

I wanted to kill myself because of the bård.

Fuck the king, i wish he was bård

See budda

6.

The new World of Warcraft hero class.

Hey, i'm going to make a Blood Elf Bard.

See wow, hero, class, elf, deathknight

7.

a poet and jack of all trades, even a thief if a need arises, a bard is welcome everywhere because of his beautiful songs

The bard was playing a ballad and the whole inn went quiet, listening to his song.

See Morte


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