Barista

What is Barista?


1.

Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.

-So what have you been up to since you graduated?

- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.

2.

1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving espresso.

2) Anyone who prepares and serves coffee products in a coffee shop.

(Italian for "bartender.")

It's essential for a barista working at Starbucks to know the difference between a latte and an espresso.

See Mary

3.

A person who works in a coffeeshop. More than likely, a person who puts up with large variables of bull shit from snobby customers throughout his/her work shift.

"Hey, what do you do?"

"I'm a Barista "

"Oh, I'm sorry..."

"Yeah man...It's okay."

See coffee, shit, espresso, coffee shop, starbucks

4.

A female worker in an espresso bar. Related to baristo (male) and baristi (plural)

The barista steamed the milk to make a perfectly frothy cappucino.

See baristo, baristi, espresso, coffee, starbucks, sabertooth

5.

Snobby fuck who makes coffee.

That damn barista started yelling at me for ordering my coffee 'to-go'.

See coffee, starbucks, barista, snobby, emo

6.

A coffeehouse chain from India, which started in 1997. Has over 100 outlets. This would be the Indian equivalent to Starbucks. It gets the same uber-cool status in India, that Starbucks has across the world.

Lets go to Barista for a coffee.

See barrista

7.

Coffee bitch. Not to be confused with a barrister.

Idiot: "I work as a barista".

Me (winding up idiot): "So you are a lawyer who works in the High Court?"

Idiot (confused): "Ehhh no I make coffee in Starbucks."

Me (sniggering): "Ahhh, you mean you are a coffee bitch."

See kettle, cafetiere, coffee bitch, baristo, baristi, James


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