What is Pizza?
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The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.
Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!
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A delicious, round piece of dough that comes in square boxes for some strange reason.
I ordered a pizza! Go me!
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Greatest food ever. Otherwise known as the 7th food group and the most needed.
"Whomever ordered the pizza is the greatest person ever."
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Hands down the best tasting, most versatile and convenient food in the world.
Pizza.. might aswell be my religion
I eat Pizza every day, nothing else will do
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Heavenly good stuff, extra cheese, extra sauce, some make it good, some don't.
The best pizza I know is Beggars pizza of Illinois.
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fucking tasty!
fuk thats tasty!
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(n) Open face pie, often utilizing a tomato based sauce and cheese, and baked. Many variations apply.
(n) The fifth food group
"Someone dial up Domino's"
"That shit ain't real pizza..."
