Barnegat

What is Barnegat?


1.

Barnegat is a small, but ever-growing town, in New Jersey. If you've actually heard of us, it's because you've actually been here or heard about our lighthouse. The school system sucks. It's composed of a fucked up administration who treats - even the highschoolers - like 2-year-olds. Hell, if you're not careful you'll get a poolstick shoved up your ass. Chances are someone on your block owns a boat, and displays it proudly in their front yard or in the street. They keep cutting down our fucking woods, so pretty soon we'll have nothing here to do ... oh wait, we already have NOTHING to do. We also have more mosquitos and annoying bugs here than any where else on the fucking planet.

Major Attractions Include:

Pissing on Middle School or High School

Overpolluted woods

Wandering aimlessly

Smoking in front of the Hobby Shop

Oh, and we have a small ass bay with a dock nearby, which sucks.

Person One: What do you wanna do?

Person Two: I don't know...

Person One: There's never anything to fucking do!

Person Two: Welcome to fucking Barnegat!

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2.

If you live in Barnegat and have lived here all your life, then you know its all about beer, woods, trucks and the docks for boat races. And of course there are two wawas about five minutes apart from each other! You judge people by the elementry and high school they went too, if you tell people you went to southern they consider you dumb but if you ask around and find people who went to pinelands then you now sound like the smartest person in the world! You've heard stories of Taylor Ln about how the jersey devil grew up there and you probably went down that road to see what you could find. You remember D.E Jones and all the other stores that tried to make it in the Gunning River Mall. You also know you can do 30 in the developments but anymore and our nasty cops will get you since they have nothing better to do with their lives. Rt.9, Gunning River rd, or "the new road" can get you to your house no matter what! You also know where the witch house was or some people called it the KKK house, and more than likely you partied there before they knocked it down! You know most houses in downtown barnegat are haunted, especially the Cox house.

"wanna go hang out at the docks?"

"Nah the Barnegat cops always bother you there!"

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