Barnsley Blow Job

What is Barnsley Blow Job?


1.

During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.

Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.

The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the

street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.

See missionary position, blockbuster, backdraft


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