Barstonian Edit Meaning

1. A text message sent under the pretext of a dying phone and/or hand held device. I sent my bitch a kill-text right before my phone went ..

1. One whom uses the anonymity of the internet as a medium to dogmatically broadcast his noteworthy social standing. E-Winners command resp..

1. Quite possibly the sexiest man alive. Hey, I really wanna have Complex_da_og's baby! See Tyler..