What is Bar-time Boyfriend?
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The guy at the bar you just can't help but make-out with while wasted, no matter how ugly he may be, because it seems like a good idea at the time.
"After six vodka cranberries Toothless Joe became my new bar-time boyfriend."
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High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)
Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack...
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A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."
Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoa..
