Ventrilifart

What is Ventrilifart?


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n. A deceptive fart that sounds like it came from someone or somewhere it didn't.

v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.

Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.

Phil: Yesterday I punched my roommate for busting ass, but it he swears a guy outside the door ventrilifarted as he walked by. He might be right, I didn't smell a thing.

Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.

Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.

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