Ventrilifart

What is Ventrilifart?


1.

n. A deceptive fart that sounds like it came from someone or somewhere it didn't.

v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.

Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.

Phil: Yesterday I punched my roommate for busting ass, but it he swears a guy outside the door ventrilifarted as he walked by. He might be right, I didn't smell a thing.

Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.

Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.

See fart, toot, gas, ventriliquist, shart


18

Random Words:

1. The buttocks of a grossly obese individual. Most often a ghastly and unnerving sight to behold Crikey me! Look at the fattocks on that..
1. Used as a slang term for a "touchback" in football games. Also used to describe when a "hot" chick touches a mans di..
1. A person in COD 4 who chooses to camp with a 50l sniper rifle for the duration of the game. The 50 cal although unlocked late in the gam..