What is Bartoni?
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1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes.
2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.
2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.
Alex: He's Bartoni.
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A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
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Synonymous with Jimmyhatand Condom.
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