Bartoni

What is Bartoni?


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1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.

2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.

Alex: He's Bartoni.

See awesome, italian, douchebag, bertolli


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