What is Basement?
1.
A great place to tie up people, and hold them hostage, and rape them, and feed them crackers, and laugh at them.
Here, have a cracker! Ha, ha, ha!
2.
A great place to hide and rape your daughter for 24 years.
Also good for raising your children/grandchildren.
I think basement-dad is a pretty cool guy. eh's from Australia and doesn't afraid of anything.
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3.
Home of the elusive forty-year old man. Creepy old people hang out in their mother's basement and play online games, where they pretend they have familys and friends. Said old people often have no penis.
Oldman:Sorry guys, I have to go, wife aggro
John:Creepy faggot, go masterbate to beastiality
Oldman:K
John(to friend):I AM SO SICK OF CREEPY OLD MEN WHO LIVE IN THEIR MOTHER'S BASEMENT
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4.
The place where your daughter sits and has sex with her boyfriend. They both listen close for your feet to go down the steps. And when you do, they scoot apart a foot or so you don't expect anything.
14 year old kid: "Dude, me and Mary were in her basement last night"
His friend: "Nice" *highfive*
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5.
a small rave. can be illegal.
hay lets go to basement friday
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6.
the kind of person who hates anything even slightly mainstream and chooses to have a 100% underground life!
im basement and im fucking proud of it!
7.
the "well you know" area... ex. penis... vagina...and anus
Girl #1: So how was ur date?
Girl #2: Really good... his basement is huge
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