What is Basement Hobbit Hopper?


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The female nomadic version of the Basement hobbit. She often seeks out male basement hobbits to burrow in with after she tires of the older ones. Often after dating a basement hobbit for a couple of weeks, she burrows in with him in his mother's basement. Unlike the average male basement hobbit being a male in his 30+ years, a hopper can be anywhere from 18+ years. She is often drug addicted.

Example;

Girl #1: "I can't believe that Misty girl... she just moves from one basement hobbit guy to another. What is her attraction to loser men like that anyways?"

Girl #2: "That, my friend, is what we call a Basement hobbit hopper."

See settler, loser


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