What is Bastard Son Of Phil Knight?


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Any person that rocks a different pair, of color cordinated, Nikes/Jordans everyday of the week and/or a graduate of The University of Oregon.

Tim: Ever notice Mark dresses like Joe Shit The Rag Man, never has any cash, constantly mooches food and rides; Yet somehow he seems to always have fresh Nikes or Jordans.

Gina: Yeah, The Bastard Son of Phil Knight owes me a $20 from last week.

See shoe whore


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