Bastard Television Edit Meaning

1. When a woman gives birth, she does it screaming BREEE and instead of holding on to bed handles she does the metal claw. Child comes out ..

1. Dani's labeling of people...who are cute "Omg your such a Koochin!" See coochin, koochin, cute, chicken..

1. Wanker, tosser, dickhead etc used in internet speak or car rego plates. the 4 is an A and the 3 represents an E. pretty simple really..