What is Basted?
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to be drunk and high at the same time
i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.
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2.
a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it
Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted
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3.
to fart on somebody, usually in the face
I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.
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4.
when you are bored and wasted at the same time
I was home alone with nothing to do, so I got basted.
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Zizz Wheel refers to a woman's ablility to gyrate her pelvis rhythmically in perfect attunement to her lover's thrusts. Hip ti..
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an action consisting of zanging, to pone to make fun of and be good at it.
the act of zangzuning Gaston.
youve just been zungzanged ba..
