Basted

What is Basted?


1.

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

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2.

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it

Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend

Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted

See skeete, semen, oral, head, dome, bop

3.

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

See fart, farting, baste, basting, blast

4.

when you are bored and wasted at the same time

I was home alone with nothing to do, so I got basted.

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