Bastinado Edit Meaning

1. The annoying parents who show up at every school assembly an hour early so that they can reserve the first two rows to set up their trip..

1. African-American hillbillies, particularly those who have a secret wish to be of Caucasian ancestry. Man, that dude is so w-hibbely bib..

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..