What is Bathtub Virgin?
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Redneck landscaping feature created by half-burying an old claw-foot cast iron bathtub on end in the front yard, and placing a statue of the Virgin Mary inside, creating a shrine that is then augmented by the tasteful addition of various lawn gnomes, painted rocks, gazing balls, and the occasional pink flamingo. In these days of political correctness, the Bathtub Virgin has surpassed the lawn jockey as the ultimate status symbol of the trailer park crowd.
I, cain't go bass fishing this Saturday, I promised the ol' lady I'd install that Bathtub Virgin she's been a-wantin'.
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