What is Bathtub Virgin?
1.
Redneck landscaping feature created by half-burying an old claw-foot cast iron bathtub on end in the front yard, and placing a statue of the Virgin Mary inside, creating a shrine that is then augmented by the tasteful addition of various lawn gnomes, painted rocks, gazing balls, and the occasional pink flamingo. In these days of political correctness, the Bathtub Virgin has surpassed the lawn jockey as the ultimate status symbol of the trailer park crowd.
I, cain't go bass fishing this Saturday, I promised the ol' lady I'd install that Bathtub Virgin she's been a-wantin'.
See
Random Words:
1.
1. (n) a place for gay man and/or women
2. (n) housing developments for worthless families conting for members; a father, wife, older..
1.
Reality as decided on by majority rule. Based off wikipedia's 'majority rule' fact. Featured on The Colbert Report July 3..
1.
Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just su..
