What is Batophyliac?
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A person that gets off on hiding in caves or praiding around on rooftops with little boys in tights
"Geez hes gonna be another batophyliac"
"Why do you say that"
"I found him in the basement again running around in spandex pants"
"oh God"
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A particualarly large and obnoxiuos moustache, ala Harry Reems, John Holmes, or John Oates.
Dude, 1976 is over, shave that poofstache.
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