What is Battle Park?
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When one parks one's car "backwards" in a parking space, facing outwards. So called because the car can make a quick exit from the space, as if it were needed in battle.
My next-door neighbor is a volunteer firefighter, so he always battle parks his pickup truck just in case he's needed in a hurry.
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When a male accidently ejaculates in his trousers.
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Eating a sandwich while having sex with a girl.
"Dude, I just did the Buchanan this chick and a meatball sub!"
See sandwich,..
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Oral sex that results in laryngitis-like symptoms the next morning, including hoarseness, sore throat and/or a weak voice.
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