What is Battle Park?
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When one parks one's car "backwards" in a parking space, facing outwards. So called because the car can make a quick exit from the space, as if it were needed in battle.
My next-door neighbor is a volunteer firefighter, so he always battle parks his pickup truck just in case he's needed in a hurry.
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