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when you know you have to get up at a certain time, but can't fall asleep to begin with, and you keep looking at the clock.
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While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that s..
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A lot of food. Variation on the phrase "i could eat a horse between two matresses"
I could eat a scabby horse..