What is Bauerism?
1.
A monotheistic religion that worships the great Jack Bauer, because he truly is God. Followers of Bauerism are known as Bauerims.
Christian dude: Jack Bauer kicks some serious ass man!
Bauerim dude: OH hell yeah man, I worship him!
Christian dude: Oh for real?
Bauerim dude: Yeah man, I follow Bauerism..it is the best religion EVER!
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2.
A statement wherein a jestful comment is made towards another in the name of humour, generally using the jumbled words of another individual. Not intended to be insulting; however can be used with a mocking tone. This statement has been derived from the Bauer clan of the modern American era.
If said instance occurs:
If someone says hello to you, a common Bauerism is:
"I'll hello you hello boy!"
A common response to this form of statement; also being a Baurism:
"I'm fixin' ahh"
