Bauerism

What is Bauerism?

1.

A monotheistic religion that worships the great Jack Bauer, because he truly is God. Followers of Bauerism are known as Bauerims.

Christian dude: Jack Bauer kicks some serious ass man!

Bauerim dude: OH hell yeah man, I worship him!

Christian dude: Oh for real?

Bauerim dude: Yeah man, I follow Bauerism..it is the best religion EVER!

See religion, jack, bauer, 24, kiefer, sutherland

2.

A statement wherein a jestful comment is made towards another in the name of humour, generally using the jumbled words of another individual. Not intended to be insulting; however can be used with a mocking tone. This statement has been derived from the Bauer clan of the modern American era.

If said instance occurs:

If someone says hello to you, a common Bauerism is:

"I'll hello you hello boy!"

A common response to this form of statement; also being a Baurism:

"I'm fixin' ahh"
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