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When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.
Dude,..
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Masturbation...with disastrous results.
Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturb..
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when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.
i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit..