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When one decides to enter more than one definition into urban dictionary without the word being a necessary addition.
Mike: Oh My God! ..
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..
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A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc.
Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer...