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An action in which one is eating a delicious sandwich with mustard overflowing from the sides, becomes sloppy and leans over the keyboar..
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Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.
I want someone to love me like you do just not you. N..
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to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am
X: This guy just texted me. He..
