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An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.
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Male impotence; failure to achieve an erection. Classically blamed on a failure to buy pegs or lucky heather many years ago.
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A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchas..