Bea Arthur

What is Bea Arthur?


1.

1 part rum

1 part vodka

one part boone's farm peach "wine"

canned peaches or pineapple

ice

blender

blend together and get girl drink drunk to the point that you're singing the theme to The Golden Girls.

Thank you for being a friend.

2.

The Bea Arthur is the region between the genital area and the anus. It is also known as the perineum, choad, taint, and grundle.

The other day when I was climbing a steel picket fence, I ripped my Bea Arthur so bad my prostate fell out and rolled down my leg. It took a surgeon two hours and 50 stitches to close it up again!

See choad, taint, hooch, grundle, perineum


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