Beachball

What is Beachball?


1.

Other than an inflatable beach toy, beachball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of an extremely attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.

Teddy: "So you coming to the party tonight?"

Mike: "No, sorry, I'm playin' some beachball at 3 o'clock."

Teddy: "Oh, really."

Teddy glances to the side.

Teddy: "Hm, maybe I'll join you."

See attractive, calzone, stromboli, volleyball

2.

1. n. (common) a fun and simple plastic inflatable ball, most often used in beach games. Shortened to a single word from previous two words for marketing purposes.

2. n. (slang) Someone who is as wide as they are tall. Simple analogous derivation from common use of word.

1. Get the beachball, yo, it's time to hit the coast! WOOOOO!

2. Did you see how much weight she gained? She's a damn beachball.

3.

v.i. to wait around; to loiter; esp. to wait to do something until someone else has completed a prerequisite task (from the "beach ball" icon displayed when Microsoft Windows applications are loading: one cannot perform any task until the relevant data have been processed).

Girl: "Have you ordered yet?"

Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here."

Thing One: Did you get my text?

Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.

See computer, phone, beachball, windows, loiter, wait, delay


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