What is Beachcat?
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A fat, hairy individual who is found on any beach. Wearing sandles in the sand, this individual's waddle becomes so pronounced that, when combined with their hairy, almost wookie like nature, they resemble a cat maneuvering through water.
Extra bonus if they are whiter then most of the sand on the ground.
Check out that beachcat over there. Gross dude.
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