Beaker Edit Meaning

1.

Robert Sykes, in reference to the chinless Muppet known as Beaker.

Hey Beaker, wheres your chin?!"

2.

A derogatory name for a KU fan.

KU fan: "Rock chalk jayhawk"

MU fan: What a gay f*in beaker

See douchebag, dumbass, beeker, loser, weak sauce

3.

The sex move, practiced in some adventurous circles, of a man ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity, often accompanied by a slight thrusting motion. Burning, runny nose may be an effect. Reduces rate of pregnancy, but not STD. Not to be confused with the more typical "facial".

"I wasn't really into that cholo, so I just let him beaker me instead of of blowing him"

"I was just down at the 7-11 and three cholos beaked this bitch in the back of a lowrider."

See sex, nose, ejaculate, cholos, facial

4.

A person who makes sorry attempts at befriending co-workers. Annoying, nerdy, foreign and disgusting to look at. Makes up stories to make themselves seem "normal".

"That girl with the hideous poisonous scab juice tattoo is a real Beaker!"

5.

Gay bald guy, as in right said fred.

Common gay term of endearment for bald people who are gay.

Oh it's beaker.

He's Beaker.

6.

One who muff dives with the nose

"Ringo Starr and Joe Namath would make excellent beakers" -Jacques

See Jacques

7.

A fat paint Marker.

I hit up the school with my White Beaker.