Beam Me Up, Scotty

What is Beam Me Up, Scotty?


1.

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

See escape, simple, scotty, pussy, chicken


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