What is Beamer?
1.
1. a BMW
2. a nice car
"hey, my boyfriend just got a beamer."
"that's so tite"
2.
A way morons spell
"Dude, your uncle's beamer is sweet! I wish I could afford one"
"It's 'bimmer', you fucktard, and you'll never be able to afford one because stupid people are poors."
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3.
1. a BMW
2. a hella hott car
i fucked your little sister in the backseat on my new beamer last night
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4.
a nice BMW
"Hey, look at that blue beamer over there."
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5.
A BMW motorcycle. NOT to be confused with bimmer, a BMW automobile.
"Hey Ian, check out my new beamer!"
"Thats a sedan not a motorcycle jackass"
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6.
Someone who is controlled, manipulated, or otherwise abused by perpetrators of electronic mind control.
I think Ted Kacyznski was a beamer, I heard he was in MK ULTRA or something. OMG now I'm in MK too! dude.. our government is evil....
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7.
One who has devoted his life to playing video games. Originates from all the beaming that goes on during gameplay. A common synonym is steamer.
I am such a beamer. I played 47 matches of FIFA07 straight, without a break.
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