Bean Counting

What is Bean Counting?


1.

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.

It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.

It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.

I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.

See freezing nipples


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