Bear John

What is Bear John?

1.

A guy who you go out with on a couple of dates and appears to have it together, but then you wake up in the middle of the night and he is cuddling his teddy bear instead of you.

"So how did your date go?"

"Dude, the night was going well until we went back to his room and I saw the teddy bear on his bed. After that I totally had to bounce, I can't end up with a bear john on my hands!"

See man-child, annoyingness
2

Random Words:

Ladydung
1. Used to describe any unfamiliar object or mysterious substance. Bro 1: 'Dude, what's that stain on your bed?' Bro 2: &a..
Read more
Art Bitch
1. A person who sells themselves for money, drugs, alcohol and art. A artsy porn star or prostitute. An art bitch has no shame in their s..
Read more
Kanias
1. A job or many jobs that require a lot of hard, mostly physical, work. The term usually refers to driving long distances from one place t..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free