What is Bear John?
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A guy who you go out with on a couple of dates and appears to have it together, but then you wake up in the middle of the night and he is cuddling his teddy bear instead of you.
"So how did your date go?"
"Dude, the night was going well until we went back to his room and I saw the teddy bear on his bed. After that I totally had to bounce, I can't end up with a bear john on my hands!"
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1. When you grow an Iron Curtainof hair on your lip. 2.One badass mustachio that takes no shit from no one.
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The act of eating out someone's asshole out for sexual pleasure.
"Bend over slut and eat on my corn"
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