Bear John

What is Bear John?

1.

A guy who you go out with on a couple of dates and appears to have it together, but then you wake up in the middle of the night and he is cuddling his teddy bear instead of you.

"So how did your date go?"

"Dude, the night was going well until we went back to his room and I saw the teddy bear on his bed. After that I totally had to bounce, I can't end up with a bear john on my hands!"

See man-child, annoyingness
2

Random Words:

Quadwantopulation
1. The art of four people battling to the death over something they all want equally Four guys want a hot girl, so they Quadwantopulate ov..
Read more
Mandude
1. Characterized by old age and experience, a mandude is a man over the age of 26 who is enrolled in an undergraduate institution seeking a..
Read more
Ear Rub
1. When one person rubs ones ear with fingers, or sucks on ear, this particular action almost always leads to sexual intercourse. I gave h..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free