Bear John

What is Bear John?


1.

A guy who you go out with on a couple of dates and appears to have it together, but then you wake up in the middle of the night and he is cuddling his teddy bear instead of you.

"So how did your date go?"

"Dude, the night was going well until we went back to his room and I saw the teddy bear on his bed. After that I totally had to bounce, I can't end up with a bear john on my hands!"

See man-child, annoyingness


2

Random Words:

1. it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while stickin..
1. When the Vagina is so swollen, so outrageously disgusting looking that we actually refer to it as a ball sack I was walking down the ha..
1. Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" t..